“¡Muerte a Jonathan!”

“Swimming fact: "Speedo" is french for "maximum package exposure."”

“BAD QUEENS!”

“I loved the fact that this one was filmed live. <3”

“Oh, honey, no, this is your thing. If we do everything together, then what are we? Will & Grace... and that's just sad!”

“I'm in charge. When I say "Jump," you say "In what shoes?"”

“You've used my method to have sex with women? SHAME!”

“—Oh my God. Is that a girdle? —No. It is a man girdle. I got it at the men's section at Victoria's Secret.”

“Will T., bitter New York homo.”

“We're the lazy hazy crazy gays of summer.”

“That is the perfect combination of sugar, lemon zest, and finger.”

“Uh, okay. I don't know what you people do at Costa Guate-Mex-Rico, but here in America, we don't eat birds.”

“Oh, honey, black, white, gay, straight... what's the difference? We all finish ourselves off in the end anyway.”

“I mean, first me and Vince, then Brad and Jen. America's in mourning.”