“"Did he say it like a regular person or like the moviefone guy?”

“That was probably supposed to feel a lot more dramatic to me than it did”

“UGH, spike lips! Lips of spike!”

“Don't taunt the fear demon”

“I've got to go. I've got to go on one of my pointless patrols & react to some vampires. ”

“Omg, carol! When was the last time you've seen a man? She reminds me of prissy the hen in those Warner bros cartoons. ”

“Eff you, mr speaker”

“We didn't have nearly enough of seeing Matthew perry like this. Seriously, Toby is my spirit animal. ”

“They'd have to sedate me after being on a plane that long. ”

“Hunkered in my bed, watching between loads of laundry. Sick days used to be more relaxing when I was a kid. ”