“This is a new level of freaky.”

“Oh, Canada...”

“C'est pas ta guerre.”

“Nope.”

“I'm an angry bird right now, and you're a pig.”

“Your asshole is like your vagina, it's totally cool.”

“We've had, like, 70 governments since World War II.”

“And you don't look as revolting as you usually do.”

“Do NOT fake cough me!”

“Give me liberty or give me death.”

“You get whoever you end up with. Whoever is willing to stick by you, and fight for you, when everyone else is gone. And it ain’t always who you expect. But you just have to make do.”

“You know, Brooke, you should really try to be a better person. Nobody likes a bitch”

“Someday you will find me, caught beneath the landslide...”