“I believe in ELI!”

“Movie night!”

“One of the best holiday movies ever!”

“You'll shoot your eye out kid.”

“Shit is getting real.”

“Katy boobies...”

“RG3!”

“Yes!”

“I can't be in the background of another instagram photo. ”

“Barney is going to be a daddy”

“Shane better die.”

“Sonic is 20!”

“Woooo wooooo wooooo”

“Holidays are totally about money.”