“Jesse: It's just, usually, it's myself that I wish I could get away from. Seriously, think about this. I have never been anywhere that I haven't been. I've never had a kiss when I wasn't one of the kissers. You know, I've never gone to the movies when ...”

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“Wallander (to his father): I can't do it any more, Dad. I can't do it. Any of it.

His father: When you were a boy, you used to ask me about my work the painting. "Why are they always the same, Dad?" "Why don't you do something different?" I could never explain. You see each morning, when I start, I think I'll do something else. "This morning, I'll paint a seascape. This morning I'll do a still life, maybe an abstract, just splash on the paint, see where it takes me." And then I start, and every time, I paint the same thing. The landscape. Whatever I do, this is what comes out. What you've got is your painting.
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Rated it 5 out of 5 stars ★★★★★

“"I can't believe you came on my mom. You might be the biggest pervert in the world." - Jeff”

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“Landon Butler: They're sticking to it, no release until we expel the Shah (Reza Pahlavi
Jon Titterton: Well, put him on a plane then, fuck him.
Hamilton Jordan: He's half dead and he's in chemo.
Butler: Yeah, well, we took him in. He's ours now.
Titterton: Great. So we're taking any prick so long as he's got cancer?
Jordan: Just the pricks on our side. So all of our other pricks on their prick thrones will know that when they get thrown out on a rail, they won't get their fucking spleens taken out by some camel vet with cyanide.
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Rated it 5 out of 5 stars ★★★★★

“"Most of what matters in our life happens before we are even born."”

“A haughty critic found the film "lacking" because "it doesn't add anything new to the book". (For those who have read the book , ) how can that be "lacking"? ”

Rated it 4 out of 5 stars ★★★★☆

“"I like the way you die, boy."”

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“Intensely heart-wrenching.. worthy of every single accolade it's been receiving. Stupendous performances by the leads. ”

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“Grady Wilson's "Fifty And Freaky" skit is insanely hilarious ..”

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“(CIA) Superior: Jesus fucking Christ!
Palmer: Yeah.
Superior: What do we learn, Palmer?
Palmer: I don't know, sir.
Superior: I don't fucking know, either. I guess we learn not to do it again.
Palmer: Yes, sir.
Superior: I'm fucked if I know what we did.
Palmer: Yes, sir, it's hard to say.
Superior: Jesus fucking Christ.
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“Dateline skit -- The guy (a couple being interviewed) : "We had just gotten married"". | Interviewer: "Oh! You liked it so put a ring on it?" | *ROTFLMFBO*”

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“Lush And Fulfilling like a rich melody! | "You know, it's really funny how different people see me and treat me. Because I'm actually just a very simple, boring person." -- Fin to Olivia”