“Great, now "Hare Krishna" will be in my head all week.”

“Pretty much a B-movie masterpiece.”

“Awesome action, awful acting. Should be titled AMERICA FUCK YEAH!”

“Interesting documentary. You won't hear a single word end in a G, however. ”

“If they ever remake this, I call dibs for Bob Minor's part. Wonder if he got carpal tunnel from all the squeezing. ”

“Now through the sci-fi and horror sections. This is the disc that keeps on giving. ”

“A terrific assassination thriller, on purpose.”

“Because what part 3 lacked was an enema long jump.”

“Jess Franco > Francis Ford Coppola”

“It's official: Greta Gerwig has a monopoly on playing drunk and slutty. ”

“Went from "amusing" to "stuff of nightmares" in span of a single scene.”

“Made it through the sexploitation section tonight; I've gotta see 1968's COLLEGE GIRLS.”

“Is it just me or does the dad in this sound just like De Niro? (Don't watch it, however.)”

“Boring drama with a bleak view of love: “You know what real love is? It’s wiping someone’s ass.” ”

“"What flavor is this?" "Coconut Penis." ”