“steelers!! ”

“i feel like the last person on earth who hasn't seen this... ”

“fuck michael vick. (go bears by default.) ”

“here we go #steelers! ”

“hell yes, i was just on TBS! less than five seconds on basic cable. get ready to sing in chinese.”

“STEELERS! ”

“not even a baseball fan... this is compelling business. if i were a legit baseball fan i'd say: go cardinals! ”

“anyone taking bets on josh going from weeping to horror-bitch more than 10 times? ”

“hrm... ”

“team anyone but josh. ”