“ever since he got that hybrid he thinks he's better than everybody else ”

“he has a weight problem already, 8 years old, she never had him baptized, she thought she knew everything ”

“whats up bro.... whats up bro.... throw a punch bro..... what makes you the brothority bro???”

“2.4 inches nice Butters.... Im hung like a horse”

“starting off ALL WEEKEND.. where I bought this was for 13.99 at FYE in Stratford Square Mall.. Brand New.. they have 2 more copies... it goes for $45 people slept on the Black Friday deals”

“he's what my old man woulda called a Wonder Bread Wop, you know he eats his Sunday gravy out of a jar ”

“okay insert Rod support A into slot B.... that's what.... If you say that's what she said 1 more time Im gonna pop you....”

“I don't get it... my whole family worships the ground that guy can't walk on ”

“let me tell the damn story now, He said Three fiddy...”