"Don't be Fucking ridiculous!.. All I wanted to do was come to London and sell a dead Nazi's head, but no, it has to be brought back to life first. Nothing's ever straightforward is it?" [Mr Jelly (Reece Shearsmith) -Psychoville].
“If you could make one species of animals extinct, which would it be and how would you do it? We have a text from Ted in Fakenham that simply says ‘Cats. Hammers.’” [Alan Partridge -Mid Morning Matters]