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“Could we finish the conversation when we all are dressed? - Oh, ok. *goes into a room and closes the door* - Wait! That is my room.”
“I want 1200 Dollar for my couch, because after all it's been through it has to be taken out the back and shot!”
“Oh while you're up, I'd like a cup of tea. - I'm going to piss, tea is made in the kitchen and I don't piss in the kitchen. I did that once before, you weren't happy!”