“Now that I'm actually getting close to leaving, I'm starting to appreciate it.”

“I kinda have a feeling that you're probably looking to the left, or the right, or both.”

“I'm a casual sex-er!”

“-What else do you want? -You.”

“Texas forever, right?”

“You guys are weird #1strewatch”

“-Which wire do I cut? -There's only one. #1strewatch”

“Oh great! Evil Jedi lightning Gilbert! #1strewatch”

“Booya! Good person.”

“..Creepy.”

“COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL”

“Stop pointing your ass at my eyeballs.”

“WHY WHY WHY”