“So glad @bravoandy is back on TV!”

“The Daily Show ruined this movie for me, but hopefully it's still good.”

“Your boos are not scaring me. I know most of you are not ghosts!”

“My Brita filter's older than their relationship. Wait, should I change my Brita filter?”

“Well I... salsa... your face.”

“O M God, those jeans are zing.”

“I'm looking for DIHC Avery, and I'm going to take it wherever I can find it.”

“Diane Sawyer's parallelogram of disappointment.”

“BEST SHOW EVER.”