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“Georgette (monotone), "Ted hates raisin bran. He picks out the raisins with a spoon and throws them at the cat."”
“Roy, your dates are much like buses: They're loud, they choke up smoke and they pick up new people everywhere they stop.”
“'Are you kidding me!?!? This whole thing is nothing but veins and ligaments and sacks of goo...' 'Sorry officer, but we're weaning you off the magic pill... Besides, I need then for myself.'”