“'Are you kidding me!?!? This whole thing is nothing but veins and ligaments and sacks of goo...' 'Sorry officer, but we're weaning you off the magic pill... Besides, I need then for myself.'”

“It's got some egg whites, some egg shells, some egg yellows...”

“'Ms. Lopez, if you're going to work at La Taco, you're going to have to learn how to get along with people.' J. Lo, 'Get a WHAT with WHO?!?!'”

“Then you add a thin glaze of pasteurized processed cheese food...”

“I love how often Bond hits women! Hilarious.”

“At first this was pretty funny, but then it got all sad...”

“Little Edward Furlong says "shit" too much... Poor parenting.”

“Max is making me watch the series again.... Why can't we just go through all of the Golden Girls for the 4th time instead?”

“I know EXACTLY what might happen.... Loveeee this show, and Maria Bamford's amazing vice acting!”

“Season 3 ep 1. 'This chick tryin to get everyone pregnant before we even get fed' - what? Lol”