“Robin trying to convince her father of her "masculinity" when she was younger is a ridiculous storyline. Nonetheless I still wanna know who turns out to be the mother of Ted's/Bob Saget's kids.”

“Randy, just STOP saying the same tired line!! Of course the contestants are "in it to win it"!!! I doubt anyone is in it to LOSE it!!!!”

“Kristin Kreuk is such a bad actress; how the heck does this trainwrecl stay on the air?? (In CASE anyone's wondering, I only watch to look at Ray.)”

“I miss Fearne! :( Kelly Brook doesn't have a personality; she's ruining this great show.”

“Poor Sheldon and his social ignorance.”

“During the opening number I could only think that Angie's splotchy-patterned trousers made it appear she doesn't groom her bikini area. Otherwise, seems it might be Lazaro's (sp?) time to go...??”

“I don't know of many of the "stars" this time around but it's always nice to think I could ever dance even half as good as the pros.”

“OK. So Charlie Sheen isn't a great actor but his wooden style seemed more suitable for his role here than Ashton's wide-eyed duh-I-don't-know choirboy act.”

“Only about 10 minutes in. I'm rooting for the cancer-surviving father-son-team but don't know how long the dad'll be able to last....”

“Only watching it now. Already know some winners, and about Jennifer Lawrence falling flat on her face, but still wanna watch for Seth MacFarlane :)”

“Finally watched one of the Lolita screen showings. IMO very compressed (I know it has to be for film... Duhh!!); missing out on so many subtleties integral to the story.”

“Some light-hearted lunch-time viewing.”

“Are we REALLY finally going to be told this season who this elusive mother is?? If so, it's about darned time!!”

“She makes even the most complicated of dishes seem simple to make. Great techniques!!”

“This is a disaster of a show with its embarrassingly non-charismatic awkward host and sycophant sidekick.”