“Scared out of college”

“If dingleberry's were diamonds, I could open a K-Jewelers in my pants!”

“Still don't like her show”

“The wisdom”

“F**kface von Clownstick...”

“Couple of old dudes, looking at the back nine”

“Do-nothing f@#tards.... sounds about right”

“Stay cool, Jon”

“All caught up!”