“"My love thinks I'm a coward just because I was using precious hospital resources to avoid my legal obligation." -BB”

“"I spend so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts." -TF”

“"You could charm the black off a telegram boy." -Club Diner”

“"If I didn't have a live dove in my pants right now…" -GOB”

“"Don't leave your Uncle Tea Bag hanging!" -TF”

“"If mother sees this, she will blow a cow." -BB”

“Hard to believe another season is over :(”