“If you're thinking of coming to NZ, rest assured our spiders are not that big.”

“My movie of the year. Bar. None.”

“I'm pretty sure Emily & Zoey have the same dance. It's just called 'The Deschanel.'”

“Five seasons of material in one episode. Fast-moving much?”

“Etta was a good casting choice.”

“Imagine a Guy Ritchie movie with all the comedy taken out.”

“Great movie, great references. Annoying sound mix.”

“May have been made in the late '90s, but its themes still resonate today.”

“Optimus Prime thinks all Dubstep is performed acapella. #Transformers”

“Reached the point where I have to turn all the lights off to see anything.”

“Finally starting to catch up, but I'm still an episode behind.”

“Finally got to watch this, and really enjoyed it. Even better for going with Susie.”

“And this week's award for shameless product placement goes to...”

“@AdamSBalswin was awe...er... kick ass!”