“Seeing the change in Davis after his 'conversion treatment' just made me so sad. :(”

“Da Vinci is pretty hot. Also I'm pretty sure that pecs are more attractive than boobs, in my opinion at least.”

“Dafuq? Vampiric moustaches? Mobile phone bratwurst? Doorknobs that turn into dicks? I kind of like this movie. ”

“Ahhhh Chekhov.”

“It's just the opening scene and I'm already going "WTF."”

“What. What? What!”

“Watching it with the cats. They look bored. ”

“Johnny Lee Miller is so hot.”