“Nunca hagan fuego con las manos, entendido.”

“Películas que te ponen en clases a las 7am, que piensas que no te gustaran pero te sorprenden y terminas amándola.”

“Do you take credit cards?”

“-inserte todo el miedo del mundo aqui- WTF IS GONNA HAPPEN??”

“Is it me or is "VETO" starting to sound really good? ”

“YOU'RE MESSY!!”

“Is that Gary Oldman?”

“I'm not so VIP. In fact, I'm not even IP, I'm just a sad and lonely P.”

“So......... I'm really busy right now!”

“La escena de Barney saliendo de la maleta no se compara con nada.”

“Did I say next friday? IT'S TODAY!”

“I told you, it's a long story... :(”

“Doesn't get old. Una de las mejores películas que he visto *rezando por la parte 2*”

“Chao :(”

“Slap”