“Let's see it's as bad as others say...”

“Watching the crusty old Vestron VHS. Four times through the tape cleaner to scrub the mould off haha.”

“Do you want to know more?”

“Linda Blair and David Hasselhoff, hahaha!!!”

“Haha, Megan Ward and Seth Green in a Full Moon pic?!”

“Fulci does The Running Man on Motorbikes!”

“Hahahahaha...”

“Just... Awful...”

“"Thank you, Officer Fuckmeat!"”

“On Video Classics VHS.”

“Jackson slumming it in a 'forced to fight' film by Stage 6. DTV FTW!”

“Zoo animals go nuts after drinking PCP laced water!”

“Ya-huh huh!”

“Seems interesting so far!”

“Ms. Fenech!”