“Giving it a shot. For Betty.”

“Excited.”

“I liked 90% of you, movie.”

“Paraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade”

“Not sausages. Challenges!”

“Soon the film crew realized it would all end in a big crash.”

“What's happened to comedy?”

“This is happening?”

“The only way to start off the new year-- cleaning out my DVR.”

“When I first came to Los Angeles, it looked like just this mass of dots, all jumbled and disconnected.”

“I am Mr. Toad with an AK47”

“Follow the white #$%#^&^ rabbit.”

“It was just a picture of one of the guys on In Living Color.”

“He's wearing purple.”

“One thing you never learned in a Rocky movie was how to box.”