“Been waiting for this for almost as long as my Star Wars Xbox!”

“Johnny Galecki hasn't changed much.”

“No sir, I didnt see you playing with your dolls.”

“What's it to ya bub?”

“On Syfy”

“So what is it, *Mr.* Cocksucker now?”

“Larry, we've been welcomed by you, thank you so much, now would you please just drink your fucking milk and shut the fuck up.”

“I love it when a plan comes together.”

“Edina and Patsy!”

“Everything is better with a bag 'o weed.”

“I seem to be a heavy set fellow.”

“You can't leave me for me!”

“@work. Now they will know of my secret obsession.”

“No, there's already a soda like that - Soylent Cola.
Oh. How is it?
It varies from person to person.”