“And it begins!!!”

“Not one sour note in the entire show. An amazing instrument. Musical therapy! ”

“Not one woman on this show I could spend 5 minutes with before I stuck ice picks in my ears.”

“What is my bizarre attraction to Wednesday? It's Kelly Wise's fault!!!”

“Finishing the wonderfully cheesy trilogy.”

“We have 3 years to invent flying cars and anti gravity skate boards!”

“You can try and stop me from reminiscing. But you would FAIL! Hello McFly!!”

“Loves me some freaks”

“YAY! The hot mom from The O.C. Finally got another gig!”

“I've looked long and hard. Searched far and wide. And have failed. Cat Deely is still the most attractive woman on the planet.”

“Billy Butler up to bat!”

“Blood, boobs and separation of face from head!”

“Not the worst sci-fi flick I've ever scene. Close. But not the worst.”

“Well the first episode was good. Episode 2? Same old Aaron Sorkin.”