“Will we see Jimmy play around with that DJ app?”

“His glasses matched Conan's shirt!”

“What's with the #awkwardsilence? #GetFeltUp”

“Target's really making it easy.”

“Audience says meh on North Korea.”

“He dances like he sounds. Blind.”

“Don't cry Sara! #NoH”

“Naked people gotta stay off cars.”

“What are Grammer?”

“Rodman's still got North Korea, right?”

“Conan MUST wear all the hats. #RULES”

“Kim Jong #Ew”

“I find at least one weepy moment in every episode of Girls.”

“#ConanATL IS real life!”

“Is the bathroom the most neutral place?”