“Prince and Madonna. Party like it's 1984.”

“I'm watching Episode 6 and wondering: Is this legal?
”

“Nancy Grace + Jody Arias = Worth the price of cable”

“ZOMG! I HEART FRANKE VALLI! ”

“If Candice doesn't win, I'll eat my hair.”

“Happy Mother of Dragons Day!”

“Nicole Richie is a goddess. She looks amazing tonight.”

“American Karaoke Song Book Show is on!!”

“Suicide by television. It's too late to turn back now.”

“"I love puppies."”

“Let's hurry up and get this over with so everyone can go back to obscurity.”

“I'm in it to win it.”

“One weirdo checks out and another checks in!!”

“5 minutes in, I wish I had cyanide tablet. That's entertainment?”

“Best. Episode. Ever.”