“There is no better and more tense show on TV right now. ”

“Wow, this movie is haphazardly put together. ”

“This show, man. Between the food porn and the murder porn I almost feel dirty. The good kind of dirty.”

“Seated and ready to rock.”

“You know, I always think of this movie when I'm reading Hunger Games. ”

“THE LYING CAT SHIRT!!!”

“Was that Ioan Gruffudd? Hawt. ”

“Do not fuck with the Jesus-lion. That is all. ”

“This movie is actually better than I remember. Still not great, but a way to pass the evening. ”

“BIGFOOT!”

“Ah, the concerto. Boom. ”

“Damn, I love this movie. ”

“I'm not 100% sold yet, but I am INTRIGUED. ”

“"Machete don't text."”

“Did not see that coming. Well played, #thefollowing”