“Best one in a while.”

“@theofficenbc Episode 4 #theoffice”

“@theofficenbc Episode 3 #theoffice Why is Michael Scott so fat?”

“No one thought Natalie Portman would win the Oscar. What a shock. #facetious”

“Problem: Th Oscars always run too long. Solution: Stop putting so much bullshit in the show. #oscars #obvious”

“We are getting near the creepy part of the future. #oscars”

“Billy Crystal is wearing a Billy Crystal mask.”

“Oprah gives everyone a free documentary. #wepausedtheshow”

“I can't get over how high James Franco is.”

“Obama has nothing better to do? You are the president during wartime. I'll be ok if you can't make it to my Oscar party. #priorities”

“Wolfman won for best make up but can be found in your Wal Mart $5 DVD bin”

“I'd like to thank David Fincher..his name is David Fincher”

“Who needs to remember your wife's name when you've won an Oscar #christianbaleloveshisbeardmore”