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“"You are really light by the way, like child-soldier skinny, can carry you to war like Koni-style."”
Rated it 4 out of 5 stars ★★★★☆
“"I'm f***ing nuts. Why would you want me to work for you? ... Because you're great. I mean, you don't know how to do anything, but you have so much potential." ”
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“"That wasn't pot you smoked, it was crack. But you're going to be fine, I'll take care of you, I will be your crack spirit guide."”
Rated it 4 out of 5 stars ★★★★☆
“"You know the weirdest part of having a job is?" ... "Umm, no, I'm a student." ... "You have to be there every day, even on the days you don't feel like it."”
Rated it 4 out of 5 stars ★★★★☆
“"Sucks, they give you detention for wrestling in the library. What is this? Nicaragua!?"”
Rated it 4 out of 5 stars ★★★★☆
“I need to stop believing that I resemble the protagonist in every movie I watch.”
Rated it 5 out of 5 stars ★★★★★
“Holy shit. It was so awesome, but subtle. I'm certain you have to be old to appreciate it, because it's slow and not terribly entertaining, heck, even I kept waiting for Woody to go all Natural Born Killers in order to spice things up. ”
Rated it 4 out of 5 stars ★★★★☆
“"What's the point of talking to you? Your words don't mean anything. They're just things you say to get what you want."”
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“"Are you gonna make it, fat man?""Don't you worry about me, old man."For anyone who likes to walk. ”
Rated it 5 out of 5 stars ★★★★★
“"I'd never accomplish anything with my spectacular boobs, legs and ass getting in the way." -Callie”
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