“heh, i heard someone say they better have an epic stefon, and that would definitely count”

“i'm like 1/3 of the way through and i don't really know what's going on”

“kinda makes me sad that Charo could have been a thing if this show kept going”

“in Canada, we call it a loop”

“i've had trauma. one time my bank sent me checks without spaces between the van the der and the beek”

“that's eddie murphy, that's eddie murphy, and - guess what? - that is eddie murphy!”

“No Country For Old Men Who Like Big Butts”

“it's a bad day to be from Connecticut”

“your left egg is smaller”

“wow, how out of order did they air this?”

“repudiating his rutabagas ”

“did i say literally? because i meant light rally”

“she said nothing of the sort!”

“for a show i've been watching for 9 years, it's weird that the most exciting thing about the finale is that James Urbaniak is in the credits. ”

“if at any point in this interview you stop being a black woman, let me know”