“"My agent thinks that I should have a name that's more neutral" "Joey Switzerland?"”

“"Four letters: circle or hoop" "Ring, dammit, ring!"”

“"I'd figured, after work I'd go pick up a bottle of wine, go over there and try to woo her." "Hey, you know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890s when that phrase was last used."”

“"I've got an interview!!!" "Where?" "Saks Fifth Avenue!" "Oh, it's like the mother ship is calling you home" LOL”

“"and George Clooney! :P"”

“The one with Helen Hunt!!!! n_n”

“Chandler es el ultimate Troll XD”

“"Calm down? Calm down?!?! You set me up with a woman I've dumped twice in the past five months!"”

“"Your father's no James Bond; you should hear some of his excuses: I'm sleeping over at my accountants..."”

“Du duru duru duru duru... jajaja the odd couple theme song, jajaja”

“"Oh, no, I am a fabulous mom! I bought my son his first condoms" O________O (Chandler's face right about now)”

“"Hey, that monkey's gotta Ross on his ass"”

“En el que sale Willy, el de Alf :P y en el que Rachel hace shoop, shoop, shoop... jajaja”

“¡¡¡Ahhh!!! Buenísimo buenísimo”