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“I don't have a lot of contact with the Scranton branch, but before I left I took a box of Dwight's stationary. So for time to time, I send Dwight faxes...from himself...from the future.”
“And another thing about the Indian people, they love sex positions. I present to you the Kama Sutra. I mean look at that. Who has seen that before?”
“When I die, I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now tha...”