“Not causing any trouble today”

“Honing my #election2012 psephology skills with Paxman & co. No sign of Annie Lowery so far :(”

“I officially have the #electionfever. Liking the NY Times' Annie Lowery a lot.”

“First edition from BBC Broadcasting House”

“"how would you feel to have your breasts gawped at around the world?" "i didnt here the question" #scumlady #newsnight”

“mmm... shall i?”

““Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.” #robinwilliams #divorce mmmmm i have the balls but not the wallet”

“Oh. Olympics. Will self atleast. #newsnight”

“Oh lovely a political/educational bitch to end the day...”

“Oh. Boris johnson”

“Id like to be called Comfort. Comfort Heinink.”

“A bit of a twitter sensation @eddiemair on @bbcnewnight but he does strike the right tone... Wry in the right places but pitched serious on #syria”