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“It's season finale time... kinda. The pre-show starts NOW on NBC SportsNetwork and No-Doz dispensary. The green flag drops at a 10:20 EDT (seriously, someone's gotta poo on Mark Miles' yard for that). Anyway, Will Power needs to avoid the purple shell ...”
“Guess what's shakin'! IndyCar, pre-race right now on NBC SportsNetwork and Amateur Geology center. Green flag 4:30 ish. Tune in now, because these driver may have been shaken a bit last night, but will that stir up the championship?”