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“Stan: I propose that a warning label be placed on all horse radish that clearly states that if you ingest an entire bottle you will blow out your sphincter. Also, if anyone knows anyone who recently died with an intact size three sphincter, please contact me as I'm currently very low on the waiting list for a doner.”
“Stan: We've already lost Old Guy, we're not losing Speakerphone!
Hayley: Dad, they have names.
Stan: There's no time for names! C'mon, Jugs, Nerd, Gays; to the van!!”